Celebrate the ultimate certainty with our “Two Sure Things: Death and Texas” Vintage Tee.
They say there are only two things you can count on in this life—and for those who love the Lone Star State, this shirt says it all. This design features a stunning, retro-style illustration of the Texas wilderness, complete with towering saguaros, prickly pear blooms, and a glowing sun setting behind majestic red rock mesas. It’s a perfect blend of Western humor and breathtaking scenery.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Witty & Iconic Slogan: A clever play on a classic phrase that resonates with every proud Texan and Western enthusiast.
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High-Detail Illustration: Features vibrant desert colors and a nostalgic travel-poster aesthetic that stands out.
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Aesthetic Western Fit: Designed to look perfect paired with distressed jeans, a leather belt, and your go-to cowboy hat.
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Retail Quality Print: Made with soft, premium fabric and high-resolution printing to ensure the colors and text stay sharp.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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